What it means to BHARD
Our mission is to stiffen relationships among Boulder hunks, penetrating new tech markets, and achieving righteous dividends. Members follow the BHARD creed always - BHARD at home, BHARD at work, BHARD at play, BHARD4LYFE!
Our group meets weekly at the YMCA. The first meeting was sort of a let down, but things are really looking up now. The third meeting was rough, because the group got locked out of the building and had to pitch a tent. At each event, there is no set agenda and the group simply talks about whatever pops up.
BHARD members really help each other out. For example, one of our members recently went through a rough breakup, and the other members took him out for a stiff drink.
Size is really important to BHARD, so naturally we’re looking for new members. Please contact us if you’re interested in being a part of something that is currently small, but that can grow rapidly.
We are looking forward to our upcoming meeting with BWET, and fully expect a fluid exchange of ideas.
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As much as I love the BHard creed (and I try my best to live by it), what I love most about this post is that you tagged it with the term ‘penetration’. Penetrating new and untapped markets is no easy task (for the average man). This bold act of tagging is really indicative of the boldness and grandeur of the BHard vision.
Someday soon I hope to be a large member of the BHARD organization.
It is my goal to rise up and put my head above the rest of the crowd.
No need to worry about flaccid relationships in this group. We can BHARD together!
I was with you up until that last sentence, Jared.
This is obviously some sort of gay thing, right? Are you taking donations of condoms and lube? I don’t think you should bone each other in the mountains without it, what with all the rock dust and all…