Boulder Hunks Achieving Righteous Dividends

Tonights Meeting Was BALLSy

BHARD — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:58:49 +0000

Tonight’s meeting left a standing effect deep down in my loins.

The top of the 3rd flatiron was a great place to meet, and thanks to the girls BALLS, we now are meeting four times a month. You are epic symbolic HARD girls BALLS!

People from all over the nation are watching what we do, and as people watch, we need to remember what we are here for, to BHARD with our BALLS.

Man, I Love Men

BHARD — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:34:38 +0000

Let’s be honest, it is hard not to love the BHARD men. So musky, so muscleman ripped, and bright as a lighthouse after the perfect storm.

The next BALLS is you know when, and for you know why. See you there.

There are reports of a rising girls BALLS, which is cool to see the females participating in BHARD, nice to see them saying ‘hello, is that a banana in your pants?’

BHARD4lyfe!

Decentralizing- Introducing BALLS

BHARD — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:49:12 +0000

Early on we realized our message will have to look to the left and cough to decentralize. Some Hunks have voiced that they don’t want to BHARD in public, opting for a more of a special private experience.

Introducing BALLS. They are self sustaining, independent, and stimulating meetings of BHARD members. BALLS stands for Boulder Allies Living Life Secretly, and it is through the BALLS that the real magic of BHARD lies.

Meet amongst yourselves gents, and BHARD together!

What it means to BHARD

BHARD — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:41:39 +0000

Our mission is to stiffen relationships among Boulder hunks, penetrating new tech markets, and achieving righteous dividends. Members follow the BHARD creed always - BHARD at home, BHARD at work, BHARD at play, BHARD4LYFE!

Our group meets weekly at the YMCA. The first meeting was sort of a let down, but things are really looking up now. The third meeting was rough, because the group got locked out of the building and had to pitch a tent. At each event, there is no set agenda and the group simply talks about whatever pops up.

BHARD members really help each other out. For example, one of our members recently went through a rough breakup, and the other members took him out for a stiff drink.

Size is really important to BHARD, so naturally we’re looking for new members. Please contact us if you’re interested in being a part of something that is currently small, but that can grow rapidly.

We are looking forward to our upcoming meeting with BWET, and fully expect a fluid exchange of ideas.